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Writer/editor, scumbag

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JONATHAN FREY'S LATEST ACTIVITY

Jonathan Frey created a LIST: 1 day ago

Oscars Wrap-Up

1. Morgan Freeman is a homeless man dipped in gorgeous sauce.

2. I sat next to Jeff Bridges at the Globes. This guy should win an award for crazy farts.

3. Every time someone sees who Sandra Bullock is married to they think, “Man, she really likes to get fucked.”

4. Kathryn Bigelow said no the last time James Cameron asked to her come downstairs and watch 3D movies baked. She was dumped the next day.

5. I loved the sets but I'm a 90-year-old Polish woman.

Johnny Moreno at 06:09 AM Mar 09

Hahahaha, I wished this actually happened. Or I was taking mushrooms like you were.

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 12 days ago

Three and FABULOUS!!

Jonathan Frey at 08:06 PM Feb 26

By the way, Moreno... I'm gonna shoot you in the FACE... if you call me a pedo again.

Cherry Liquor at 08:58 PM Feb 26

Hey, I got it right away, but then again... maybe I think like a pedo? Besides, Moreno will give you ample ammunition against him in the future. It's like one of his superpowers.

Love you, Joto!

EricW. at 09:11 PM Feb 26

Dude sits like a lady.

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Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 12 days ago

In honor of Natalie Suliman and her backside: Breakfast at...Sulimay's (close enough)

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICwLI96qWic

Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 13 days ago

Salt-N-Pepa eased us in and Sonic and Spongebob sealed the deal. While Grunge Week is far from over, Major Lazer insists on humping into Dance Weekend!

Source: http://vimeo.com/5936810

Jonathan Frey at 04:20 PM Feb 25

This makes me feel like a shitty lay.

Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 15 days ago

Your fat ass broke a chair? Why not? Just fix it.

Source: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e4406baa56/mig...

Jonathan Frey posted an IMAGE item: 15 days ago

Choose your bike seat color carefully

Jonathan Frey at 10:37 AM Feb 23

"What color should you choose though? Black just makes it look frostbitten. Polka dots look like herpes. Pink makes it look like you were beating off all day. Orange makes it look burnt. Blue makes it look like your balls got too horny and green makes it look jealous."

-From Street Carnage

Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 15 days ago

How-To and Style: a gorgeous game of hockey

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dznqMYrgg

Jonathan Frey posted a VIDEO item: 16 days ago

Soundgarden covers Devo's "Girl U Want"

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD4dAbI4eyw

Cherry Liquor at 07:33 PM Feb 22

I've always loved me some Soundgarden.

hunter zolomon at 07:34 PM Feb 22

man this kicks ass havnt listened to soundgarden in ages good post

FrancoYesca at 05:53 AM Feb 23

Soundgarden FTW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_fFwV-xIk
Two more awesome covers. Dig it.

Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 17 days ago

Enjoying Stuart Gordon's FROM BEYOND on Instant Netflix. Thanks for reminding me, Jim Law.

Matches_Malone at 01:47 PM Feb 21

One of my favorites. I saw it when I was little and that worm from the head thing freaked me out.

DECAYED fable at 03:03 PM Feb 21

Oh yeah, this flik freak me out as a kid & I cudnt get enuff of it

Jonathan Frey created a LIST: 17 days ago

MPAA Rationales to Make Love by

1. ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010): Rated PG for fantasy action/violence involving scary images and situations, and for a smoking caterpillar.

2. IT'S PAT: Rated PG-13 for bizarre gender-related humor.

3. TWISTER: Rated PG-13 for intense depiction of very bad weather.

4. GRUMPIER OLD MEN: Rated PG-13 for salty language and innuendos.

5. MOBY DICK (1998): Rated PG for mild language and for some intense whaling action.

6. WAYNE'S WORLD 2: Rated PG-13 for ribald humor.

7. ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: Rated PG-13 for violence, language, horror images, slime and gore.

8. SHENANIGOATS: Rated PG-13 for brief rudeness, adult explosions, and for scenes with Garry Shandling.

Jonathan Frey at 08:18 AM Feb 21

Haha, super geniuses I guess. The last one is a Simpsons joke that I pretend is real, but the rest is the honest-to-goodness work of super geniuses.

IQuitMrWhite at 10:19 AM Feb 21

Hahaha "scenes with Garry Shandling." Hysterical!

drc5145 at 03:12 PM Feb 21

If you go to the MPAA website, it's all true. LOL

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Jonathan Frey updated his STATUS: 19 days ago

A good alternative for a figure skater's leotard would be to dress like a '50s greaser and have tights that look like jeans and a t-shirt with a pack of cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve.